for my friend's "FRED DURST 21st"

GIF'DGE

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attempt 2

now to try something that actually makes makes sense lawl

we are the ocean - cutting our teeth review

i'd rather listen to deaf havana!

that is all

currenlty listening to anything but this album!

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my new creation

might get this bad boy printed up! big up to my scottish peeps!

best divorce letter ever!!!

found this on a facebook group and its so good i had to share it with you...

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in yo' face fool

twin atlantic

literally cannot stop listening to this

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moshing dickheads

moshing whens there's only like 4 of you doing it = douche

having a fight with your mate = douche

moaning at people for pushing you when you mosh into them = douche

giving dirty looks to alan for pushing you cos you got loud at our friend becky = douche

smashing me in the face giving me a blood spot in my eye = mega douche

hanging out with awesome people at the best gig i've been too in a long time(sort of by default as i haven't been to a gig in quite a long time) = WIN!

that is all.

stupid advertising

though this does have the best tagline ever!!!

currently listening to TWIN ATLANTIC ...AGAIN!!! plus i learnt to play this 'linked' song and have acoustified it and am very very very very very happy about it :)

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canterbury

i suppose it was inevitable that i put something positive on here, so i thought I'd share this song with you cos i literally cannot stop listening to it!!

where have all the bands gone

over the last few a few of my favourite bands have split up and its really starting to get on my fucking tits! 2008 brought the end of the best band of all time....REUBEN! fucking 'mazing mate! since then it seems that any band i really get into goes and fucking splits up it fugging bullshizen! TONIGHT IS GOODBYE, DATA SELECT PARTY and COLOUR went within a few weeks of each other! swear down bruv!

more recently BLAKFISH and THE FALL OF TROY!! aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh

can music please stop trying to ruin my life!

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fucking fifa!

fifa online generally gets on my left fucking ballbag! to start with my ps3 hardly les me play anyone with is proper gay, but when it eventually does if you start winning against someone then they just quit! fucking pussys! which i wouldnt mind too much if it was easier for me to play someone! then theres people who are jammy fucking bastards and get lucky goals which piss' me off no end! im pretty good at it so when people beat me i get proper angry which isn't good because it's my bro's ps3 so it's not like i can even through the controller at the wall.

same thing sort of applies for modern warfare 2! i hate getting stabbed cos its such a shit way to get killed, yet such a satisfying way to kill someone yourself :)

currently watching JASON MANFORD / listening to BLAKFISH

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the weakest link

just saw 2 of the most stupidly answered questions ever!

numero uno: which american band was gwen stefani lead singer of, with such hits as don't speak? ...and with no hesitation the guy simply said 'STEREOPHONICS' hahahahahahaha
no doubt that guy is an idiot...see what i did there...I'm a genius
numero dos: which metal that is often used to make darts, is 'W' on the periodic table? '...erm, CARBON'
jesus christ
no wonder they only won £840, they were all ridiculously bad!

currently listening to PLACEBO - RUNNING UP THAT HILL

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facebook

finally thought of something to gripe about! people are their bloody groups and becoming a fan of things gets on my ruddy tits!

some of the things people join are beyond ridiculous....the most recent moronic offering recently was, 'i was alive when cadbury's and woolworth's existed', erm...hang on...pretty sure cadbury's was only taken over it's all still cadbury's dairy milk, caramel etc and woolworth's is just all online now! fucking berks

also genuinely saw someone become a fan of 'becoming a fan of things'.......i don't think i need to explain!

give me a minute and i'll have a look through now and see what i can find

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Apple iPad Testers - Try an iPad and keep it! - sssuuurrreee

R.I.P Bradley :' ( <3 - he is/was a tv character, not a real person! get a life!

My Girlfriend Has Big Boobs! - well done you....if that's what you value in your girlfriend then i think you need to re-evaluate your relationship

pretty sure i could make up some shit group and get a few thousand fans within a week! something gay like: picking conkers always just ends up in a conker fight, or thinking you have a mouthful of drink left just to realise there's only a drip left!...but i won't

currently listening to EVERYTHING EVERYTHING and so should you!

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bonjour, je m'apelle steven peacher

well thats my name out the way...

i will probably just use this to vent my feelings on general annoying shit, and probably throw in some general band bigging up/slamming/reviewing so look out for that. so essentially copying james pepper http://everythingintransitblog.wordpress.com/

i like lots of bands that i will no doubt tell you about at some point, i like football and pretty much all sport, i like wwe (don't judge, it's essentially a soap but for men) and i like spagetti casserole!

this album speaks for itself! twin atlantic

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